Tuesday, June 28, 2011

A Few Kind Words Go a Long Way

By the time I woke up yesterday, a few things had gone wrong in my life. I'm depressive to begin with, and more than one nasty happening will usually send me into a downward spiral. Being depressive, I of course always overreact to such issues, so I sat at work, going through the motions of my job, wondering why I was doing what I was doing, and getting ready to just go home and go to bed.

But right in the midst of my preparations for Hara Kiri, I got a Facebook notice from a friend regarding an anthology we happen to appear in together: Night-Mantled: The Best of Wily Writers Speculative Fiction. If you don't have it, you really ought to do yourself a favor and get it. There's some powerhouse stories in there, and I'm not talking about just mine.

Getting back to the review, it's a story about the book printed in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, so one assumes they know what they're talking about. You can read the entire review here, but I particularly wanted to share with you the kind words they said about my personal favorite of my stories, "The Minimart, the Ruger, and the Girl."

Mark Worthen’s “The Minimart, The Ruger and the Girl” is an elegantly creepy story about a guy who substitutes for a vacationing night manager at a convenience store. The genre is desert noir with a classic horror convention–the room that must remain locked at all times while the owner is away. This is my favorite story in the anthology, strong on atmosphere and the protagonist’s world weary expectation of worse things to come.

"Elegantly creepy" made my day. I felt better afterward, as one should after having one's work praised to the skies. Well, if that weren't enough, I got this note via Twitter:

Read "Those Eyes." Well enjoyed. Almost chilling in a modern day Poe-like writing! I'm not usually for description but this was good.

So my day went pretty darn good after that. Work came with the happy rewards it's supposed to, and I was even able to get some writing in after getting home. J and I went out for dinner at Chili's. Their avocado burger is not bad, by the way, if a bit on the dry side.

Hope your day was as good.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Faux Pas

I made a mistake this week.

Once you have some of your own stories on the web (see right if interested), you become your own publicist. That means you have to work to get every follower, every friend, every name on your mailing list, because each one becomes a potential customer, a potential buyer of your product.

So unless your brand involves pissing people off, like that abuse-the-customer bakery in New York, one has to be careful to act accordingly. My brand, as you can see from above, involves three things: novels, self-publishing and screenwriting, not necessarily in that order. Not calling bull$h*t when people start spewing negativity, lies and/or plain nonsense.

Unfortunately, sometimes one's personality doesn't always fit with one's brand. I, until recently, followed a gentleman, we'll call him Leroy, and all this guy does is watch TV and tweet about how stupid the show is. Unless, of course, the show involves a certain British TV character. Where that show is concerned, the man is a dedicated fanboy.

So, I told him I was tired of his negativity and intolerance for everything on TV. Why does he bother watching if all he does is complain and moan?

Well, it didn't occur to me this guy might have a brand too, and I was telling him it didn't work. So he tells me I'm being rude. Maybe I was. I don't know. I sure wanted to know why he bothered to watch TV he hated, though.

So I call him on his baloney, turn the machine off and go to bed, not giving it another thought. The next morning, I'm down 30 Twitter followers.

They must have liked his brand.

I didn't, so I unfollowed. I don't need people bringing out the worst in me.

The moral of the story? Not everyone understands you. Your brand will not appeal to everyone. But, and here's the tricky part: One should be careful not to alienate those your brand attracts.

You'll sell less.

So, harshly learned lesson of publicity number one: Don't be a jackass.

Unless that's why people like you.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Year Everything Changes

Lately there's been a veritable flurry of articles and conversations about the newly reconceptualized idea of self-publishing. I suppose at this point I should make a couple of distinctions. I'm not referring here to vanity publishing, using such purveyors as the quite reputable iUniverse or the substantially less reputable PublishAmerica. Vanity publications are for authors who write a book and for one reason or another, cannot get published, and so they pay a publisher who may or may not edit their work, may or may not have a distribution system in place and may or may not destroy the reputation of the writer in the process.

You see, vanity publishers will not tell you if your book sucks. Their job is not to gatekeep the trash from public view. So if you've written a book that, shall we say, needs a lot of work, a vanity press will do their job and get you out there where everyone can see you work, even if it's still in its underwear.

The problem with vanity presses is one of irresponsibility. Since these companies (rightly) don't view it as their job to make sure the product is good -- or at least passable — copy, we have now given any idiot the power to publish a book, as long as he or she has the cash. And I've found that most idiots take advantage of opportunities like this one.

To be fair, I've also read a number of beautifully written and edited self-published books. This one, for example.

Now this doesn't really change anything. You've always had to wade through the crap to find the jewels in the bookstore. Since all art is a crapshoot as to whether you'll like it anyway, the Sturgeon statistic holds, that 94 percent of everything is crap.

What I'm really addressing here, then, is the relatively new phenomenon of self-publication in e-book form, which is not the same animal at all, although it has been, until recently, deprecated by both author and publisher alike. The art and concept of self-publication is taking the law into one's own hands, so to speak. It sounds like vanity publishing, but it isn't, because the self-publisher understands the Spider-man rule: With great power comes great responsibility.

The writer who publishes herself, for example, understands that her job is no longer just to write, edit and submit on time. That writer must now be self-motivated enough to impose and keep to her own deadlines. She also understands that she must now have to edit her own material, or — preferably — get someone else to do it, so the product she places out there is just as shiny and perfect as it can possibly be, with all her continuity, spelling, grammatical, punctuational and plot ducks in a neat little row.

The job of the so-called legacy publishers, the Big Six, the small press, anyone who has an acquisitions staff, team or person, was to put the final polish the manuscript, package it, market it, and sell it. Now the writer who wants to publish himself becomes all of those things. If you want a full-page ad in Locus (no longer absolutely necessary, but always helpful) one has to front the money him- or herself.

One has to arrange -- or hire or con someone to arrange -- content- and copyediting, covers, ebook formatting, advertisements, book trailers, distribution or placement on websites such as Sony, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords and Fictionwise. This is all in addition to arranging your own publicity, social media, presentations, book tours and all the hidden stuff that goes with being an author on one's own.

That's the downside, and only part of it.

The upside is that the author remains in complete control of every project from start to finish: plot, cover, editing, formatting, publication, distribution, And keeps all (or most of) the money for doing it. With the advent of the Kindle, the Nook, the Sony Reader, computing tablets and smart phones, consumers who read are now more connected and have more access to immediate books than ever before. It's a reader's dream. A writers dream, too. A writer can connect with his readers on an immediate, basic level.

I have just touched the surface of investigating this idea. I'm going to try some experiments, and, for those interested, I'll pass my findings and my procedures on to you. Here is one such finding (on the "be wary" side) which began life as an email to me from a dear friend and later took on an expanded life of its own.

Does this mean I'm going to go whole hog into self-publishing? Hell no. Even if I thought that was a good idea, which I'm still not wholly convinced of, monetarily speaking — there are downsides I've touched on, but haven't explored.

But I am going to gather my Lantern of Diogenes and go looking for the truth (and perhaps any honest remuneration) to be found therein. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Kindle Store Bargain of the Day

Right now at the Kindle Store at Amazon.com, my story "What You Carry with You" is the featured bargain tale of the day.

This story was published with a very limited release back in 2008. I can actually name most of the people who read it, and that's a bad thing. I hope you'll help give it a second chance to find an audience, or at least a niche. It's one of my personal favorites.

See, two of the characters -- three, actually -- are based on my Mom and Dad. This is my tribute to them. When they danced at a place called Salt Air back in the 40s, people used to back off the floor and watch them go. Dad participated in D-Day in the invasion of Normandy, and served as paratrooper and ordnance officer.

Mom received three marriage proposals while she was still a teenager, but said no to all three. When my dad asked when she was 18, she assented.

You can see why this one is near and dear to my heart. So give it a try. Here's the link.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Local Fanboy Breaks Market

I first became aware of the stories of Chelsea Quinn Yarbro and her vampiric protagonist Count Saint-Germain back in the 80s, and I became an instant fan with BLOOD GAMES and the CHRONICLES OF SAINT-GERMAIN, and I've been one ever since.

When I became aware of author Vince Liaguno's fine website DARK SCRIBE MAGAZINE, I knew I wanted to write for it. So when the right book came along, Quinn Yarbro's AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES, the 24th book in the Saint-Germain series, I submitted to Dark Scribe and Vince accepted.

So now, I've killed two goals with one stone: Go here to read my review of Chelsea Quinn Yarbro's latest book.

Hope you enjoy.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Stoker Nomination

Well, this year, I got something I've wanted for a long time. I've been the Stoker co-chair for the HWA's Stoker Awards since roughly 2002, and during that period, I've been in charge of tallying those who have received recommendations for the coveted Stoker Awards. I've also been the one in charge of coordinating the votes.

Not this year. This year I made the ballot, so others did the vote counting and coordinating.

That's right. My name appears on the listing of 2010 Stoker nominee list. Scroll down to the line that says "Superior Achievement in Short Fiction," on that list, you'll see a familiar name. The story is called "Final Draft," and no, it's not about writing or software.

"Final Draft" isn't on the internet. It's in print, but since the rights haven't reverted to me yet, so I can only offer you the first two pages of it right now. If you'd like the print book, you can find out more about the HORROR LIBRARY, Volume 4 anthology in which it appears here.

What excites me about making the final Stoker ballot, which is synonymous with being "nominated" for the award, is actually twofold. The first is the somewhat petty but very awesome fact that I will now be able to refer to myself as a "stoker nominee," which will be a very nice addition to my résumé and cover letters.

The second thing, and the one that means more to me than anything else, is that my peers have put my work in company with that of authors like Joe Lansdale, Gary Braunbeck, Lisa Mannetti and Nate Southard. These folks, even though I've met and talked with them -- know some of them personally -- are like rock stars to me; they're among the elite of the writing world in the genre.

It's a very big honor, and I'm very excited about it.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Gangs, Drugs, Vampires, Gore

Drew Stepek's Knuckle Suppper is a difficult read, but worthwhile in the content it explores and the lessons it teaches. If you can do splatterpunk, give it a read. See my full review at Feo Amante's Horror Thriller.